I can't believe I hadn't figured out this delightful pun yet.

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I wanna go liverying up people's seisin with my wax stamp

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If my scores showed ANY kind of consistency I'd be more/less worried

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No seriously, how am I supposed to remember all this

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I don't really remember what the majority doctrine is, but I'm pretty sure its "don't be a jerk"

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Surprisingly difficult to write privity rapping.

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Oh my goodness I could make raps about the RAP all day.

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Not one of my better ones, but DEAL WITH IT

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Also, I'm pretty sure our lecturer was on drugs today, but I suppose that that is neither here nor there.

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Whoever attempts to insult T-Rex in Panel 2 will remain FOREVER A MYSTERY

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Come to think of it, a mock trial on the second day WOULD make the bar a lot more entertaining and interesting

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I want to make a 'if you can bequeath something can you just queath it' joke but I feel like that's too obvious

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T-Rex's decision would be a lot more foreboding if he hadn't gotten all of his work done on Saturday so he could take Sunday off.

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I can and will get a D in law!

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Commercial paper may be stupid but that doesn't mean you have to be.

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Negotiating a negotiable negotiation.

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It's like the Supreme Court is on an episode of Hoarders, only they're hoarding abstract governance ideals.

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Great big equalitarian tears

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Where are the 10th Amendment people when I need them?

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It was nice of you to point out the complete lack of tortious activities.

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Apologies for the no comics yesterday. Completely slipped my mind, somehow.