I'm not NOT ranting about one of my professors in this comic. It's like comics come to life!

Anyone who looks at my recent history in Westlaw will probably end up VERY CONFUSED

Judges clearly have a lot of downtime to look up all these fantastic quotes.

Law school joys are so few and far between this time of year. Why does Utahraptor have to be such a downer?

Liar Liar also taught us that you can force planes to stop by chasing them with those stairs on wheels dealies

Friends also don't let friends take the LSAT, but that's another comic for another time

Of course, we could always just combine it into Talk Like a Pirate Lawyer in a Shakespeare Play day. That might be a little intense

J.D. comics: Your guide to the world of useless facts.

Leave it to law students to change something fun like cannibalism into something boring like a philosophical discussion

Panel 2 might be my new response to just about everything. Ever.

(The very rough) Translation of the last panel: The law is what I say it is.

Guys, there's no way to translate "fake it 'til you make it" to Latin easily. For anyone who actually knows Latin, sorry for being incompetent!

T-Rex has a surprisingly large amount of avidly pro-easement friends

Law school: super-guilting it up since the 1800s!

A dinosaur can dream

T-Rex makes an excellent point

Senator Government wouldn't have been willing to give Marshall such good advice

Senator Government represents the state of confusion. It- it only gets one vote in the Senate

Frankly, I'm surprised his sense of decency lasted this long

Utahraptor! Shots will help us solve this dilemma!

Note that even under the height of ridiculousness, T-Rex remembers the all essential "Jazz Hands" closing.

Apologies for the late post. Oral arguments will do that to you.

"And by defendants' failure to disclose friggin' adverse matter frig"

Most people have fun delusions of grandeur. Not T-Rex