Two comics with this punchline a few months apart means I'm recycling jokes (bad). Two comics in a row means variations on a theme (good!).

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Yes, Utahraptor's jaw IS dropped for two straight panels. He is that surprised by the phrase.

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Seriously, if you see me checking grades, I'm doing it out of sheer force of habit. I don't like just staring at them or anything.

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Mark, you've REALLY gotta start planning your comics a day ahead of time so you're not always a day late on this.

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Given the level of detail needed elsewhere, I'm vaguely surprised that they didn't go through each article and amendment to see if I supported it.

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Maybe the directions were in bold or something.

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Things learned in the making of this comic: Finland has an official Beheading Axe that resides at the Museum of Crime in Helsinki

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You're getting a LITTLE bit too much into "infomercial salesdino" there, T-Rex.

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For those interested, pre-morning lasts from about 2 AM to 10 AM

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T-Rex knows how to cheer himself up pretty quickly.

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