This would have worked better if England had a king right now. England, I demand you succumb to my comedic whims

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but mark what does this have to do with law school? It's called law school socials, people.

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Time for more classic comics, because it was 1 am when I finally finished schoolwork.

On the plus side, 2Ls can use words like "engenders" with near impunity. I guess "impunity" with that as well.

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Because of quirks in our school schedule, J.D. Comics will return on Tuesday! Enjoy the long weekend for those who get it!

You'd THINK Congress would be more concerned with the Tiny Woman...but no.

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T-Rex kind of loses his train of thought there at the end, doesn't he?

Utahraptor, you may want to rethink your critical reading skills.

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It's a vicious sleep (or lack thereof) cycle

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I ironically write this as I'm sleep deprived myself.

You can almost tell the exact moment when T-Rex became a true lawyer. It- it's panel 6.

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At least at work you get sick days. Blech.

I frankly was kind of waiting for Rainbowacre to show up one of these days, but I guess my dream was never meant to be

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T-Rex is clearly rocking out in Panel 6 at the big Constitution Day Birthday Bash.

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To be fair, it's entirely possible that the professor just didn't see T-Rex's stubby little arms. I can barely tell its raised in Panel 1.

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Ok, I won't lie, I MOSTLY made this comic to once again make fun of T-Rex's tiny arms.

Utahraptor and Dromecieomimus are also not in there while Tyrannosaurus Rex is. That's speciesist, I tell you.

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Both revenge and your constitutional rights are dishes best served cold.

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I don't really know why Godzilla would fight the Constitution; either way Tokyo is destroyed. Isn't that what really matters?

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Constitutional doctrine changes: a play in four acts

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Fun law school tip: Often you can get free pizza by just feigning interest in a student group. T-Rex is a sucker for free pizza in any form.

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Here at J.D. Comics, we're an equal opportunity satirist.

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Only T-Rex would find the actual trial to be more interesting. Silly dinosaur.

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With that, J.D. Comics is out for the weekend. We'll return Tuesday after celebrating the concept of "labor" by not doing any!

Next up on T-Rex's to-do list is "Party with a Supreme Court Justice"

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D. wants to be a personal injury lawyer solely because of watching that house get stomped on day after day.

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Alternate ending: Panel 6 gets replaced by that lolcat saying "You haz a flavor"

Zombie witnesses!

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