Poor guy just can't get it right :-(

Ending with jazz hands is a way to emphasize your points in a way no other body language can

seriously, guys, why don't we make our laws out of pictures or something

T-Rex decided to change it up. Instead of stomping on the Tiny Woman, he decided to drop a T-Rex on her. The courts were never the wiser

Different parts of the country had varying reviews of Judicial Revue. You might say that there was a split in the circuits in how good it was

Bonus panel: Hey everyone, the Rule is rife / make sure you all find a validating life.

Poor T-Rex, and the mysterious object of his desires. Is it Utahraptor? Dromiceiomimus? The woman he stomps on? I LEFT THIS PURPOSEFULLY VAGUE.

Bonus panel: Chief Justice Marshall says "Dicta? More like DICTATE" ho HO

This would seem to contradict what T-Rex said a few comics back. Guys, you have to learn to accept that as a lawyer. Some- sometimes you say opposite things?

Little known fact: Chief Justice Marshall was a standup comedian in his off time. He was often booed off the stage for his bad puns.

T-Rex is totally a secret Trekkie, but he's not one to argue with the cool kids.

Shrek has ruined me. Every time I read the comic in my head, the Student's voice in panel 6 plays like the Gingerbread Man.

T-Rex's quest to become mayor of awesometown was doomed to failure from the start

Comics in which T-Rex tries to fool everyone, but he actually doesn't.

T-Rex gets really passionate about somethings. The boredom of civ pro is apparently one of them.

Utahraptor and D. are unfortunate unintended victims of the horrors of the socratic method

Chumps and chumpettes! You shouldn't make rules without writing them down. It- it loses something in translation.

Ok, guys, I had a completely different idea of how this comic was originally going to end. But then I did this. So, uhh, enjoy?

How can D own that tiny little house in Panel 3?

T-Rex's arms cause him so much trouble :-(

Guys, law school is like high school in SO MANY WAYS

The will to live is always the first to go

Oh that crazy, crazy T-Rex