Actually, the REAL moral of the story is to not wait until midnight the night before the comic should be posted to write the comic.

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Utahraptor really missed his calling as a stand up comic, I think

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At first I get worried too, but then I think of T-Rex taking the bar with his stubby little arms and I just go "AWWWWWW"

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Someone once told me that you need to choose the "second" most ethical answer on the test. I'll let you know if that holds true or not

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Strangely, T-Rex is able to form a non-legal metaphor mere moments later.

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Imagining T-Rex shuddering with fear in panel 6 really notches the adorability factor up by a thousand.

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Oh T-Rex, your predilection for crazy legal theories will be your undoing

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And then another jury could nullify the nullification and the universe will explode in a vast explosion of... nullifcationess.

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T-Rex didn't have philosophical discussions on actual Independence Day because he was too busy watching that speech from Independence Day the movie

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So he could go to jail for 1-3 years. I COULD GET LEGAL EXPERIENCE.

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T-Rex is saying "Outrageous" in panel 3 to set up a future IIED suit against the Law.

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I'm off work on Monday so J.D. comics are as well! WOO GOVERNMENT WORK! We'll return on Wednesday.