J.D. Comics wishes everyone a happy and hopefully non-copyright-infringing Halloween!

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Chief Justice Marshall may want to consider restraint in the amount of words he uses.

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Yes, I'm aware that the speech lines are thicker than usual. Windows 7 paint apparently doesn't know the meaning of restraint in line thickness.

Thankfully, law school marriage law doesn't discriminate on the basis of gender or number, or things would be even trickier for T-Rex

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Later, T-Rex manages to catch himself in his own web of deceits in a shocking courtroom showdown.

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Things I've seen people looking at in law school include disney sites, farmville, and setting up myspace band pages.

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Ever get the feeling you're reading the same thing over and over and over and over and over...?

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If you replace "professor" with "judge" in panel 3, this could apply just as well to Real Life. J.D. comics: the comic with multiple applications

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The moral, as far as I can tell, is to never assume that anything in law school will EVER be easy.

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As far as I can tell, the more that opposing counsel compliments you, the more worried you should be worried about finding a horse's head in your bed.

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T-Rex derides your proof-handling abilities!

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Brief will be turned in this afternoon. Then slee- oh wait, right, all that OTHER schoolwork. Oh law school.

Turns out half the book is dedicated to perfect stomping techniques. It- it's key to being Awesomely Rad.

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And that wasn't drool from sleeping! I was salivating over the prospect of 10th Amendment jurisprudence!

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Long story short, somehow the professor goes so slow that they actually start going backwards in the reading. Backwards Marbury = no fun.

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We don't really know who T-Rex is telling off in Panel 2 on the Second Amendment, but we can only assume he deserved it.

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Sadly, T-Rex's to-do list is actually longer than his reading from Panel 1 at this point

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True story: Its comments exactly like this in english lit that has killed any faith I have in literary criticism as a legitimate subject

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Law school side effects may include: long term memory loss, insomnia, stomach pains, and alcoholism

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the most nerdy and law related profanity yet!

I can easily see Food Court being the next big restaurant-themed judicial resolution show.

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It occurs to me, does this just mean that T-Rex has two separate but similar conversations, or is Utahraptor just a stalker? ANSWERS WE MAY NEVER KNOW

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Non law students may be concerned that D jumped right to Circle of Death. Law students are just nodding their heads in agreement.

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