Yes, yes, I know I'm *grossly* oversimplifying things here, but I only have six panels to work with, ok?

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I'm totally going to get elected to Congress just so I can implement the Federal Transportation Workplace.... or something.

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Because what's happier than bunnies.

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Apologies for missing the comic update yesterday. Long story.

I don't think that's how copyright works, T-Rex

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Obviously they got around to inventing ACTUALLY HOLOGRAPHIC WILLS by the time T-Rex passed on.

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I don't know why the circled C caught on, but the circled P never did. I also don't know why it even exists.

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T-Rex isn't stomping on the house in Panel 3. It's his way of knocking on wood.

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The most impressive part of this is that T-Rex goes through all of these stages over the span of an hour

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Ok, to be fair, I only accidentally promoted a state supreme court justice to the US Supreme Court, IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE

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Happy Valentine's Day to all. and if you hate the holiday: imagine that St. Valentine is the Tiny Woman in panel 4

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There's a fine, fine line between cute and creepy

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I'm out of town for the next few days, so J.D. Comics returns on Monday!

T-Rex is mumbling into a tape recorder in order to ensure that the dance is "fixed in a tangible medium"

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The lasers could go 'pew pew' whenever property is improperly distributed

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I've heard of gunners in law school, but this is starting to get ridiculous

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Oh, so you could fail character and fitness, BOOHOO

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This comic is basically my feelings about Snowtorious B.I.G. 2011.

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T-Rex, *I* think your ability to make play-doh Constitutions is pretty cool, even if no one else does.

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