This actually happened to me. The last thing I want to read is Scalia talking about "puberty rights under the Takings clause" ::shudders::

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You should have seen THAT joke coming from like miles away here, people.

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"So we don't even have a state constitution that establishes a legislature to pass laws OH WELL"

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But if something unfun is named something fun, can it truly be unfun?

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This comic brought to you by the voice that sounds like the Cryptkeeper or something

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Business cards usually have full body pictures on them, right?

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D's love of cooking has been well-established in the JD Comics canon by now.

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I'll be the first to admit that I don't ACTUALLY know much about copyright law, but this seems like the perfect way around most infringement claims

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The only good thing that can be said about T-Rex's game face is that it's too ADORABLE to keep opposing counsel serious

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Also, India passes a lot more constitutional amendments, apparently? They've been around like 60 years and are in the mid-40s for amendments

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T-Rex, stomping people AT the networking event probably isn't helping matters

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I don't know how the emotionally 5 year old T-Rex is in law school some days

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Oh T-Rex, I'm still not sure why you thought a breakfast of eggs and anchovies would be *good*

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For better or for worse.

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It's so easy to get from rhetorical questions to parade of horribles

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Cheers to Dustin for the idea for the comic.

Oh the wonders of reading briefs.

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Strangely, T-Rex knew of his fear before entering law school and decided to go anyway

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My favorite thing about this might be how nonchalantly Utahraptor points out the hundreds of lives lost from the stomping

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I'm actually pretty sure that in Superman canon, Lex Luthor became US President. So really, T-Rex's fears are well-justified

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Actually, I'm not even sure why T-Rex felt the need to qualify that in panel 6, since that's like most of his study sessions.

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Must... resist... urge... to... work... CURSE YOU LAW SCHOOL

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