The legal world was rocked today when a majority of the Court refused to accept the letter 'E'in deciding whether to allow Robots to vote.

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Now you know how constitutional government survives in a catastrophic crisis. Through slow procedures! Hooray!

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Many thanks to Elizabeth for the inspiration for this one.

I was originally going to write a comic about adjusted basis, but then I remembed that I LIKED my readers and wouldn't subject them to that.

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My Legal Writing teacher said that to us last week. I was like "....what?"

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Tyrannosaurus Rex, Esq., (the Attorney) reserves the right to enter into smooching relationships with any prospective client.

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Many thanks to Chris for clearing up the ethical ambiguities of smooching on the job. This is what I talk about with my friends.

True story, my federal courts professor actually called the political question doctrine a hot constitutional mess.

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Judge Rex: Kicking Butt and Taking Names While Following the Rules of Civil Procedure

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President Rex knows what the people want: less taxes and more house stomping!

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Some days, you Wag the Dog, and other days, the dog wags you.

I'm starting Personal Income Tax today, so chances are you'll be able to enjoy these kind of jokes ALL SEMESTER LONG.

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It was sheer, it was abject, but it was *mine*

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Martin Luther King Day is Monday, and since I don't have school, I won't have comics either. I hope everyone enjoys their (hopefully) three day weekend!

She didn't even fill in her pinpoint cites! I guess she was like, "Eh, I'm sure they're in there."

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T-Rex discovers the age-old fallback lawyering technique of "insults"

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Funny story: I actually almost failed kindergarten, and now I'm in law school! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM

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Utahraptor FINALLY called T-Rex out on his rather pointless sidetracks. It was bound to happen eventually.

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Sorry for the absence on Friday, everyone! Law review has really gotten the best of me lately. Yes, it definitely was law review Thursday night and NOT me drinking with friends. Not at all.

Anyway, comics might be a bit spotty again this week as I try to sort out the mess that is my law review article.

There HAS to be a rule somewhere in the student handbook that cleverness guarantees you an A.

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D is showing off the one of the most important lawyering skills: knowing your audience. In this case: lazy students.

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Sadly, actions six and seven really just involved T-Rex closing the browser and immediately opening it again to see if grades went up.

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If T-Rex wants to be a lawyer, he'd better learn how to look someone in the eye and lie. If TV has taught us anything, its that all lawyers are scummy

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Hey look! J.D. comics is back! Just like I promised! To all those who have to start school up again today, J.D. comics salutes you.