But is it amnesia if you forgot that you forgot to read?

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T-Rex was going to break the law of gravity, but then I realized thata talking dinosaur in law school breaking the law of gravity would be ridiculous

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It is UNREASONABLY hard to make pants jokes in law sometimes.

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True story. This happened to me this weekend. DEPANTSTATION AVERTED.

And if you don't know what panel 6 is talking about, feel free to see what we really think about justice.

Really, D is the only one coming out of this trial looking respectable.

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It's not procrastination. It's civil disobedience against life.

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I'm not actually sure if other schools make you sit through irritating mandatory seminars, but let's just pretend for the sake of the joke, ok?

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T-Rex, your theme could use a little more development

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Ok, I'm pretty sure I've used that punchline before, but so it goes! I mostly wanted to make sure T-Rex said the actual line, because I'm not even joking that some people actually make this argument. I- I guess its best for judges to be reminded?

T-Rex, once again, you are surprisingly active during classtime.

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To answer your questions, yes, this was the general story that I got, yes it took most of the class period, and I really hope that it will be on the exam.

This is fantastic logic, really. What if the CIA didn't know that they had to follow the President's orders? COMPLETE LAWLESSNESS AGAIN

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Guys, I'm not even making this case up! You can read it at 738 F.Supp. 1404. You might as well cross out "CIA" and put in "T-Rex" in the case.

Actual negotiation skills are for chumps.

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It's true, even if T-Rex isn't on welfare! He's getting all that national security and military FOR FREE

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Mock anger and sexism. Only at J.D. comics.

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Oh T-Rex, your love of the Supreme Court is well known, but now it's just getting creepy.

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T-Rex, you don't even LIKE martinis without a law school name attached!

Alternate ending: "Look, that was ONE TIME"

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Panel 6 is a bit of an homage to one of my favorite Law Revue skits of all time: Sweet Addie!

Utahraptor, I found myself ENJOYING hypotheticals! I'm not T-Rex anymore, I'm a monster!

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If the Court orders you to pay $1 million and you don't have it, by golly, the Court will give it to you just to watch you agonize in giving it away.

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T-Rex may be as crazy as ever, but at least these kind of suits don't happen in real life... OR DO THEY?!?

Listen, if a client or defendant ever actually says "wink wink" to you, chances are you should ignore them. Your friendly legal protip of the day.

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Super Lawyer Powers include finding technicalities at the speed of light and leaping over decades of precedent in a single bound.

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I don't know if T-Rex's first Act passes the single subject rule.

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Surprisingly, yelling "LOOK OVER THERE!" and slipping the Statehood bill into the Approved bin worked in both the House AND the Senate.

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