Actually, T-Rex's REAL childhood dream was to become an astronaut ninja

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Guys, this gives me the opportunity to post what is quite possibly the greatest photo of all time.

It's actually hard to articulate why this conversation with the 1L amused me so, but oh well!

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Generally speaking, deying federal authority on your own will lead to BAD RESULTS SO FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD DON'T TRY IT

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Alternate ending: A voice crackles down from above and proclaims "BEHOLD T-REX, DESTROYER OF LANGUAGES"

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Panel 6 is T-Rex's statement of the case. He took the photo in the cutest pose he could imagine AND IT TOTALLY WORKED

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Surprisingly, most of the time even the professor will look over, and then forget what he or she was asking. Success!

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Incidentally, if anyone EVER asks why I don't draw my own comics, look at panel 2. I can't even do thought bubbles all that well.

Mark, I know this is related to the law and all, but how has Ryan not sued you yet

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Those of you (read: HOPEFULLY ALL OF YOU) who read Dinosaur Comics on a regular basis might find today's comic a little familiar. I really couldn't pass by this opportunity, though, because stare decisis is totally a legal thing too.

PS: I totally got my hand stuck in a vending machine once. Or at least I did, until it got OVERRULED.

Simplified history? YOU try compressing all civil procedure history into one 6 panel comic then.

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FUTURE BLUEBOOK EDITORS: Feel free to use this as a citing rule in the future for these comics: 210 J.D.Comics 2010.

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The remaining malpractice suits would disappear if T-Rex stopped billing his clients for stupidity fees based on their claim. He will never learn.

Eventually, it'll be like an awkward family reunion ALL THE TIME, with gossip in various opinions and random glares.

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Well, that shut T-Rex right up, now didn't it.

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Its time like this where I need someone to confirm / Exactly WHY we give federal judge's a life's term.

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This case was referred to me by another man;
Who I went to undergrad with, his name was Dan.

Sir, your look of horror at what you've done is scaring away the clients.

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This didn't actually happen to me, but it almost did! Do- don't just assume you know the time of an interview, is what I'm trying to say.

They had this machine that printed out your own security card and I felt like I was a sooper sekrit spy.

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And how will I check people's gchat statuses for hilarious videos? They can be so fleeting sometimes!

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Anyway, what's the deal with Dromiceiomimus being a soldier in the Civil War? Stop bending female stereotypes, D.

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Sadly, Momma Rex was none too pleased with T-Rex's conditions and voided the contract. She also withheld cake.

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...And for those of you wondering, no, I did *not* miss my mom's birthday.

Guys, this is my 200th comic! That means there have been 200 days of LAW SCHOOL WACKINESS.

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This is either a post-modernist critique of the litigiousness of modern society or a chance to incorporate a 60s song that was in my head. YOU DECIDE.

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